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i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….
icarly was funnier than friends
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My Gravestone: *written on it* V.F.D.
Someone: What does that-
Lemony Snicket: *appearing out of thin air* The acronym V.F.D. can stand for a great number of mysterious places and things. For example, it can refer to a secret organization fighting fires. However, it can also stand for a village standing in the middle of the Hinderlands. It can be a silly phrased devised by a group of silly people who prefer heart-shaped balloons to the usage of new medical technology. There is a great plethora of things that V.F.D. could stand for (a word here which means a great number of myserious places and things) that it is almost impossible to say what this particular V.F.D. stands for.
Lemony Snicket: But, in this case, V.F.D. stands for “very fucking dead”.
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can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller
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did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..
its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written
scissoring in space is to be expected and respectedscissoring in space is to be expected and respected
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She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then, whale watchers down under look for “the Blade Runner” every year. Just the sight of her starts conversations about whether we humans should reconsider being such gigantic floppy penises to our rad cetacean bros.
nobody will ever be harder core than the Blade Runner. She has surpassed badassery.
She is unkillable. She is Life Goals: the Whale.
The Blade Runner is one badass whale
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@setheverman i drew this instead of sleeping, please be proud of me
i am proud of you
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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
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This magical parasaurolophus wishes everyone Happy New Year! ✨
